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Saturday, January 24, 2004: 03:10 a.m.
http://www.venisproductions.com/movies/heyyacb.mov
Wednesday, October 1, 2003: 09:19 p.m.
Democrats
Circle I Limbo
Bill Gates
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
NAMBLA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Ann Coulter
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands
Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Monday, April 14, 2003: 12:39 p.m.
asdf
Friday, April 11, 2003: 12:45 a.m.
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
Thursday, March 27, 2003: 06:29 p.m.
kung fu i just love it
Saturday, January 4, 2003: 02:13 a.m.
Hello 2003!
Tuesday, October 15, 2002: 01:31 a.m.
kung fu clan is rockin'!
Wednesday, September 18, 2002: 03:58 p.m.
dust.
Thursday, September 12, 2002: 10:19 p.m.
sdfklajsd;lkfjas;ldkjfa;lsdkjfa
Sunday, July 21, 2002: 10:00 a.m.
kung fu is alive and well it is the best maratial art of all time any ju jistu or karate dissagre they can taste my deadly cranes beak
Sunday, June 30, 2002: 02:39 a.m.
Hey hey, my new site is up if anyone is alive here to view it.
Thursday, June 27, 2002: 12:45 a.m.
This page was abandoned a long, long time ago.
But not in a galaxy far away.
Wednesday, June 26, 2002: 05:38 p.m.
Has this page been forgotten? Where is everyone. :(
Thursday, June 6, 2002: 06:23 a.m.
Hello.. just stopping by. ;)
Tuesday, May 21, 2002: 01:00 p.m.
Lately I feel sleepy a lot, but only in situations where it is not ok to sleep. It makes me cranky.
Sunday, April 14, 2002: 08:49 p.m.
Wussup? This site needs hits yo.
Wednesday, April 10, 2002: 08:13 p.m.
I burnt all of the taste buds off my tounge... but I can't remember how I did it for the life of me.
Tuesday, April 9, 2002: 07:05 p.m.
Word.
Sunday, April 7, 2002: 05:20 p.m.
kung fu clan is 2 legit 2 quit. chew on that.
Saturday, March 30, 2002: 02:54 p.m.
I went to middle school with a kid named Justin Thomas.
Saturday, March 30, 2002: 12:10 a.m.
::raises the roof::
Friday, March 29, 2002: 10:08 a.m.
I don't know... RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE HERE!
Thursday, March 28, 2002: 02:15 a.m.
Are we the only ones here? :o(
Wednesday, March 27, 2002: 04:04 p.m.
Are you kidding? Great times, my friend. GREAT times!
Monday, March 18, 2002: 09:56 p.m.
Yeah... good times.
Monday, March 18, 2002: 09:38 p.m.
I completely forgot this place existed. *
Friday, March 15, 2002: 03:05 p.m.
oh, there is kung fu: one must always be aware of one's surroundings. while you are practicing or performing, you must be alert to what is going on around you. you must be ready to adapt at all times, i.e. making sure not to slip, you have enough room, you won't hit the dog that just walked next to you, etc.
Friday, March 15, 2002: 03:01 p.m.
there is no spoon (as i'm sure many a movie-going person could have told you) but there is a kung fu clan. a clan that is too legit to quit, frankly. so it won't. yeah!
Wednesday, March 13, 2002: 06:28 p.m.
how come theres no kung fu
Sunday, March 3, 2002: 07:34 a.m.
Oh you want a monkey challange do ya... oh i'll take you up on that, visit www.monkeywork.org i'll have my army of monkeys up in arms later tonight on the site
Saturday, March 2, 2002: 10:37 a.m.
I think we should have a name the monkey contest, what do ya'll think?
Tuesday, February 26, 2002: 11:47 p.m.
sure they could, but you see that big pixel laden fellow over there. he protects the site for us from would be hackers and bad designers. his bitch slap is the best!
Tuesday, February 26, 2002: 10:41 a.m.
...weird concept...won't people get in here and delete the entries?
Saturday, February 23, 2002: 09:48 p.m.
i have a freind who's dating this really hot girl. said friend has big ears. he can stick the cartiledge part inside the canal. its weird. snuff is a really awesome band. everyone should go out and buy all of their cds right now. word to british ska.
Wednesday, February 20, 2002: 11:35 p.m.
cheerleaders or big piles of money.
i hear people are fond of those.
Wednesday, February 20, 2002: 04:00 p.m.
we need cheerleaders.
Wednesday, February 20, 2002: 03:23 p.m.
That was me. I say everyone link to this site. Pimp it like you would your best whore, okay?
Tuesday, February 19, 2002: 01:11 p.m.
thanks to whoever joined the network.
Monday, February 18, 2002: 01:40 p.m.
Holy cripes. Good job people. I'm impressed. I just hope that more people start visiting again, we haven't had visitors since I started it last July.
Sunday, February 17, 2002: 02:36 a.m.
ummm, so yeah it looks the same kind of, nothing personal will, i just really hate tables. so the site is now valid xhtml 1.0 compliant and css2 compliant. as far as i can tell it renders perfectly in any browser but i recoded it with internet explorer in mind.
Sunday, February 17, 2002: 01:03 a.m.
Betty Crocker Pancakes:
1+3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon (optional)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 egg
1+1/2 cups milk
3 tablespoons cooking oil
desired fruit (optional)
Margerine or Butter also optional.
Use two seperate bowls; one for dry ingredients and one for the wet ones. When you got everything all in the bowls and ready, mix it all together in one bowl. Cook on medium to high depending on how sucky or good your stove is. You want it high at first to heat the pan, then reduce it to a medium heat because no one likes burnt pancakes. You can in theory cook them on high, but they outside ends up burnt and the inside is still all wet and yucky.
OK, I saw that this site needed hits on nodist.net and I wanted to make an entry but had nothing to contribute, so I just typed out this pancake recipie because it was on the table next to me. Everyone likes pancakes!
Saturday, February 16, 2002: 11:53 p.m.
yeah, so i found this in my stats somehow. this is like a club and no one invited me.
Friday, February 8, 2002: 06:51 p.m.
New design? Yes.
Good design? Uh... I tried.
If you hate it the old code is backed up in a text file.
Thursday, January 24, 2002: 02:59 p.m.
Hey. Just figured I'd update. I think we need a new design, because all of the images were deleted somehow. Mad props to the guy who redesigns.
Tuesday, November 13, 2001: 11:01 p.m.
this is interesting, in that it is not unlike a particular funny design i am reminded of from the hotel bar of the radisson in kansas city that i did not visit while attending the sons of the revolution convention.
what a bunch of old farts.
Saturday, November 10, 2001: 02:51 p.m.
hi!
Wednesday, November 7, 2001: 02:12 p.m.
KFC EXISTS! Nobody visits anymore. If someone would like to come up with a snazzy design or something, please feel free.
Tell all of your friends about KFC and it will come alive
Sunday, November 4, 2001: 8:48 p.m.
Under the radar? Kung-fu clan is practically non-existant.
Tuesday, October 30, 2001: 11:38 p.m.
kung fu clan.. flying blissfully underneath the radar. you guys lucked out. rapeface got ruined. openlog too.
Wednesday, October 24, 2001: 07:13 a.m.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Friday, August 31, 2001: 02:52 a.m.
real or imposter, i don't think you can handle my pixelated kung-fu moves (note above graffic).
Wednesday, August 29, 2001: 11:30 a.m.
This is the REAL BEN-0, the other BEN-0 is an imposter, how dare you use my name.
Wednesday, August 29, 2001: 01:06 a.m.
HEY!
That wasn't me!
I'll do whatever someone wants to the site. All I want you to do is tell 5 people about it. Everyone tell 5 people about it, and if we get 150 hits this week, I will work on it.
Sunday, August 26, 2001: 05:56 p.m.
This site is done, I'm never gonna work on it again.
Monday, August 20, 2001: 01:48 a.m.
Sam, is a cool guy, Sam is Sam Street
Sam.....damn it, I used my own name!
Saturday, August 18, 2001: 02:58 a.m.
Who's Sam..?
Tuesday, August 14, 2001: 01:07 a.m.
She's a killer queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a lazer beam Guaranteed to blow your mind ~Queen~
Monday, August 13, 2001: 04:49 p.m.
did this page die? good question. i think it's the lack of intresting posts. or maybe all of the good posts are posted, and then later deleted by stupid people. is that true? i bet it is. so visit my site instead!!!
Saturday, August 11, 2001: 02:46 p.m.
This is Sam, Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham
Thursday, August 2, 2001: 06:15 p.m.
Hey. Im in need of a 3d Modeler.
Some friends and myself are working
on a project that could make us alot
of money in the future. Im looking
for a 3D Modeler with some images
of their work to show me. go to my
site for contact information.
Wednesday, August 1, 2001: 04:19 p.m.
did it die?
NUMMY NUMMY
Sunday, July 22, 2001: 12:30 p.m.
the discovery channel is trying to scare me, ever since I planned the trip to SA(south america) they have been showing specials like:south america don't go there , south america:everything can kill you , South america: it blows etc... by the way if you like poetry to mad prince of compton goodness in a can
Monday, July 23, 2001: 01:32 a.m.
MARIO DINIS HAS SEX WITH HIS SISTER LUCY DINIS THEY FUCK
Sunday, July 22, 2001: 12:34 p.m.
"You are the long corn dog in a world of plain wieners."
Someday I plan on using that compliment on someone, and taking credit for its brilliance.
saturday, July 21, 2001: 01:25 p.m.
read ben-o's play IT IS GOODNESS IN A CAN! not that mine isn't
saturday, July 21, 2001: 01:25 p.m.
read ben-o's play IT IS GOODNESS IN A CAN! not that mine isn't
Friday, July 20, 2001: 10:20 a.m.
Invisible, source-code advertising is GO!
Wednesday, July 18, 2001: 03:40 a.m.
Monday, July 16, 2001: 11:39 p.m.
going to ecudor in less than 12 days, ARt fair +job =PAIN IN ASS starting to write book, check out ben-o's play. . . or mine for that matter(still being rewritten as it slowly collects dust) D12 is playing the warped tour, influx of tickets on ebay in near future peace out ya'll
Tuesday, July 17, 2001: 12:34 a.m.
this site needs more images. more hot girls. mmhmm. that's good stuff.
Monday, July 16, 2001: 08:50 a.m.
Police Officers are Power Trippers.
It seems I have to have an ID to hit
a Fence.
Bastards.
Monday, July 16, 2001: 04:14 a.m.
metropolitan police released four composite images on friday showing what chandra levy may look like now if she has changed her appearance.
Saturday, July 14, 2001: 06:05 a.m.
STUCK by Reverend Strawberry
I hate the lyricks
But something makes me hum it
There's that song again
Saturday, July 14, 2001: 06:03 a.m.
Meow
Thursday, July 12, 2001: 02:39 p.m.
kids in the hall is so great, scott thompsons has one of the greatest bits as buddy as is one of the greatest charecter's
Thursday, July 12, 2001: 02:33 p.m.
sleep overs+risk= no sleep until 3 I have 1400 hits I am nothing going to go get choke and maybe thus spoke zarathustra or a book by kafka or machiavelli
Thursday, July 12, 2001: 02:01 a.m.
they look fine to me.
And could someone find me a picture of Christopher Walken?
like a profile?
Wednesday, July 11, 2001: 07:53 p.m.
Okay, so, on some monitors it looks okay, on some they don't. I'm on my aunt's computer right now, and they look like shit, no matter what resolution.
If anyone has a solution to this, please email me...
Wednesday, July 11, 2001: 04:04 p.m.
Well, I fixed the graphics on the site so that they don't look so pixely. I was looking at them with a higher resolution, so they looked fine to me, but you 800X600ers didn't see them so well. They aren't perfect, but if you don't like them, you can buy a bigger monitor.
Tuesday, July 10, 2001: 12:13 p.m.
I worked my ASS off at boston market last night, and I'm told that was a slow day. MUST SAVE FOR IBOOK MUST SAVE FOR IBOOK MUST SAVE FOR IBOOk vist me ya'll http://sasquatchamo.waferbaby.com/matt email:coffka45@hotmail.com i'm always accepting material for my site thank you matty d
Tuesday, July 10, 2001: 11:51 p.m.
Frankly, all these pictures are quite disturbing.
Tuesday, July 10, 2001: 10:44 p.m.
I did not like that last picture what so ever.
Tuesday, July 10, 2001: 12:40 a.m.
okay... this place is just getting weird now.
but i still like it.
A LOT.
Monday, July 9, 2001: 01:00 p.m.
Pig Dick
contain yourselves, now...
Monday, July 9, 2001: 09:45 a.m.
Monday, July 9, 2001: 09:41 a.m.
ok.
Monday, July 9, 2001: 04:51 a.m.
Beat This.
Sunday, July 8, 2001: 09:37 p.m.
Sunday, July 8, 2001: 07:29 p.m.
Today was a good day. I felt alive for the first day in a lllooonnnggg time. Stupid girls. Mess up my life again, won't you?
Sunday, July 8, 2001: 11:44 a.m.
here is a shameless plug:
the rapeface p-blog is a year old today. so everyone should write in it. please. love.
Saturday, July 7, 2001: 04:16 p.m.
Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow Meow
Friday, July 6, 2001: 08:12 p.m.
(God damn that was annoying. -Todd)
Friday, July 6, 2001: 11:06 a.m.
how many openlogs do we really need ? alot i guess. i like pblogs.
Wednesday, July 4, 2001: 01:48 p.m.
Shut up justin. Im sick of you always sleeping! FRIGGIN PONIES
Wednesday, July 4, 2001: 02:28 a.m.
This has been said before but "What a great idea!" Must wake up in four hours = must either go to sleep right now or dedicate the rest of the night to not falling asleep. Me chooses sleep now.
Monday, July 2, 2001: 01:51 a.m.
Wow. this is a great idea!
Go Ben-O! Even though I
have no possible concept,
or idea who you are! none
the less. Good job! Yes.
Devil Ragnarok: But the friggin Animal control bastards had to stick their noses in my "Pony Fights"
Sunday, July 1, 2001: 10:02 p.m.
Dawn says:
Oh, the poorness of today's youth. Who needs a job anyway?
Sunday, July 1, 2001: 01:29 p.m.
This is a really cool idea for a weblog. I'd contribute, but I need to save my money for a bass. Word to php.
Sunday, July 1, 2001: 11:37 a.m.
Dawn says: BENO! TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Sunday, July 1, 2001: 01:49 a.m.
I'M GOING TO WASHINGTON!
And I know this has nothing to do with that, but when I become a famous director, I'm gonna cast all of my friends in all of my movies.
Saturday, June 30, 2001: 6:01 p.m.
Dawn goes trendy! Visit- http://deadlast.pitas.com/ . <3 Kung fu kids.
Saturday, June 30, 2001: 01:42 p.m.
do you accept organ donations? cause... i'm a donor and all...
Saturday, June 30, 2001: 04:29 a.m.
Kung Fu Clan is now accepting donations. I would like to purchase kungfuclan.org so this site can get a little more publicity. How that would effect our current amount of publicity is beyond me, but I'm telling you, it will, somehow.
Anyways, I'm only asking for a buck, and I only need $15, because Dotster sells domains so cheaply.
To donate, go to the bottom of the page and click on the Paypal button. Then they will ask for some info, blah, blah, blah, and you give me a dollar.
Anyone that does donate, please email me your address, and I will send you a thank you letter. And it will be funny, trust me. You all know I'm fuckin hilarious, don't you?
Saturday, June 30, 2001: 12:29 a.m.
i remember there's an indian rip-off (it was the exact same game) of the kung-fu game called samurai. it looked pretty cool from this commercial i saw, showing some kid learning how to beat up bullies from the game. you just had to see it. look! pants!
Saturday, June 30, 2001: 02:31 p.m.
kung fu is from china, not japan. and i'm learning it this week. there's a place that teaches it directly across the road. very handy. very handy indeed.
Friday, June 29, 2001: 10:32 p.m.
I think this site's design is the epitome of Japanese Animation.
One forgets that Nintendo was created in Japan.
And so was Kung Fu. Hiiiyah.
Friday, June 29, 2001: 06:23 p.m.
I ain't Ben, but here goes:
Resolved: Japanese animation has not influenced American culture in any appreciable way.
Pick your sides and discuss.
Friday, June 29, 2001: 03:05 p.m.
hey ben, i think you should give us all topics to discuss. that would be rad. good ones, too. none of that "china missle crisis" hogwash.
Friday, June 29, 2001: 05:06 p.m.
i'm going out to the barn to hang myself in shame. did i mention that i absolutely love the violent femmes?
Friday, June 29, 2001: 04:35 p.m.
I just thought I'd tell everyone I just created a song. I am proud. Mwahaha. Riot grrls are fun! I <3 Kung fu clan!
snot@atarikid.com
Friday, June 29, 2001: 04:22 p.m.
If the design is ever tampered with, somebody email me...
Thanks.
I also love bacon.
Friday, June 29, 2001: 03:32 p.m.
ahhhhhhh
Friday, June 29, 2001: 03:17 p.m.
Boob.
Friday, June 29, 2001: 09:54 a.m.
Free space!!!YAY!!!
Friday, June 29, 2001: 1:04 a.m.
uhh.. the time's off on mine.
oh, and be on the look out for todd. he's gonna edit my entries. i know it.
Thursday, June 28, 2001: 11:32 p.m.
my lord. this place is great. i love you, ben. will you have my love child? I LOVE BACON!
Thursday, June 28, 2001: 11:47 p.m.
I am here to comment on what a wonderful idea you have here.
oh yes, and the little kung fu guys are great.
06/29/01: 1:02 AM
I am working on a "Comments" section. Instead of a guestbook, comments for each entry...
06/28/01: 11:47 PM
Here it is.
Concept © Ben Redder,
2002
Design © Will Furmanick, 2002